If you go to the beach....
Don't feed the seagulls, they are like vultures. If you feed one there will be about 10 more coming in for some food too and then they will be bugging everyone around you and trying to steal their food.
Don't yell out BIRD FLU if you see someones chips getting eaten by a seagull.
Don't put your baby in a baby seat facing the sun, not cool.
If you use an umbrella and it is windy be careful, the umbrella may fly away and hit someone who won't be happy and may try to kick your ass.
If you smoke please, please, please take your butts with you when you leave. There is nothing worse then your kid coming up to you with a smoked butt and asks "what is this mom?" ICK!!!
Remember that if you drink 6 beers within 45 minutes, the sun and beer are going to knock you out....nighty night.
When choosing a spot on the beach, do not and I repeat DO NOT sit on top of other people, there is plenty of space on the beach, no reason you need to invade someone elses space.
Do wear lots of sunscreen and enjoy your day at the beach with your family.
posted by Special K @ 8:55 PM
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4 Comments:
sound advice and the ciggies totaly gross me out as a non smoker.
oh yeah and if you have your kids in life jackets make sure they fit properly... LOL to myself because we just took the boys to the lake a couple weeks ago and had to borrow a life jackets and Quentin kept tipping to his back and was stuck just like a turtle, he hated it but it was freaking hilarious.
LOL, that is so funny Angela about Quentin tipping over backwards. And I know, the ciggy butts gross me out too.
don't forget these ones...
If you can't see below your bellybutton, please, Sir, don't squeeze it into a speedo and stand in front of us
If the beach is packed towel to towel and you are stuck between families with young children, please don't spend your whole beach day devouring one another...go to a hotel!
HUGS
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